"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

carellfallondowney:

I find men to be most attractive when they have a bit of scruff. #love #men #scruff #beard #facialhair #celebrities #actors #singers #gorgeous #goodlooking #hot #SteveCarell #JimmyFallon #RobertDowneyJr #HughJackman #JohnKrasinski #jasonsudeikis #CubbieFink #JSuds #jkras #Carelloholics #FalPals #Downeyators #Ducklings #FosterThePeople #Sudsy #SNL #LNJF #NBC #NBCStudios #NYC #theoffice #MichaelScott #JimHalpert #Halpert

This just described my life…

notadamandsteve:

Have you guys seen this???

Seriously.

“The Jim Henson Company has celebrated and embraced diversity and inclusiveness for over fifty years and we have notified Chick-Fil-A that we do not wish to partner with them on any future endeavors. Lisa Henson, our CEO is personally a strong supporter of gay marriage and has directed us to donate the payment we received from Chick-Fil-A to GLAAD.”

heyoscarwilde:

Common murder weapons and their alternate uses.

illustration by Theron Parlin :: via lunchbreath.com

(via soundlyawake)

boobscupcakesnweed:

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me. 

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 

3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being. 

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me. 

7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget. 

8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you. 

9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death. 
Remember that I love you.

This made me cry. :’( .. *holds puppy & kisses him* i love my mickey <33

For some reason, this makes me think of Futurama and Seymour… :(

(via loveintechnicolor)

So true…

(via most-awkward-moments)

holy mother of jesus…